the sexy sweet cadaver that neil cicierega warned you about

if you find me an exceedingly annoying person, don't worry. its on purpose. like how animals make themselves super bright colors to warn that they're poisonous

drinker of the koolaid

local alien and self proclaimed cult, conspiracy, and cannibalism enthusiast. amateur internet drifter, radio liker, and thinking rocks engineer. i like a lot of things and dislike an even greater amount of things. such is lifeslushie. he/they. 18+. prof dx wrong in the head. less of a person and more of a humanoid container of poor choices. interact at your own riski'm not a scientologist i just enjoy officially impersonating them

General Interests
✓Cinematography
✓Horror Movies
✓Airplane Crashes(airbus>>>boeing btw)
✓Minecraft
✓Hatoful Boyfriend
✓Computers
✓Dead Stuff(vulture culture)
✓Hannibal(NBC/book/SotL)
✓Cringe Content(Unironically)
✓ASOIAF
(More colloquially, game of thrones. but not the show)

I possess critical thinking skills since apparently we have to put this in our carrds now

SPECIAL INTERESTS
✓Cults, Conspiracies, Secret Societies
(Scientology, Heaven's Gate, aliens, ETC)
✓My OCs
(I'm full of myself)
✓Hawks
(currently one of the top 3 identifiers of Accipitriformes in the world on inaturalist. my specialties are buteos, pernis & buteogallus)
✓Legal Proceedings
(laws, torts, and established legal precedents. I prefer civil court to criminal. I have opinions on easement law)

TV-14 Warnings

✕as noted above, i like cults, conspiracies, and cannibalism. if any of those make you uncomfortable, you might want to watch out
✕i am severely mentally ill. i dont tend to post my dx's in detail(sorry, only my psychs get that info) but I'm not particularly palatable nor NT passing.
✕I AM NOT YOUR BABYSITTER. if you find my content uncomfortable then unfollow me. i am a mentally ill adult and thus will occasionally post about things related to it. if you do not want to see it, do not follow a mentally ill adult. i do not post R18 material and thus do not ban minors from following me, but if you do not think it is appropriate for yourself, unfollow me. you are responsible for curating your own experience
✕i make a lot of sex jokes. YMMV
✕basic DNF criteria. bigots will be blocked&mocked
✕vegans and christians, you will not find anything you like here. this is on purpose. i dont like you
✕complaining about my interests makes me do them more and worse
✕im an acquired taste